Even with so few of us it may revive, well, us.

Someone start with a rhyming couplet
then others carryon.
It must beat those stupid keep- your- mind- alive books.
Nothing fancy, COULD BE FUN AND FUNNY.
If I get no replies i'll know its NO!

My mother said, "Don't be so mean
You know what you've done is not very green".

(Hope I've understood this properly?)

"Reported it seems; by the college dean..."
"This disturbs me it does; you blamed the May Queen!"

You threw all your rubbsh on to the grass,
Knowing full well that' s just where she would pass.

"now cry as you may,
you're going to pay."

"This is not fair! I'll do as I please!"
But the culprit tripped and fell to his knees..

"There were puddles of blood,
I did what I could."

His mother simply, resolutely; stood.
Hands on her hips, thinking "Tough love would be good."

It was then that she saw the sharp shards of glass
Hidden quite deep in the overgrown grass

Now overwhelmed by concern for her son
She waved passers by; including a nun

Who whipped out a hanky from her habit
and kneeling down, proceeded to dab it

Who whipped out a hanky from her habit,
and kneeling down, proceeded to dab it.

He let out a cry
He screamed "You die"

Patient and calm she tended the lad;
She thought to herself oOo.. His attitude's bad ..oOo

But try as she might
he put up a fight

Adrenalin racing he prepared to escape
He looked at his knees; it was more than a scrape.