That's all I do, a one finger tap, but am practicing using two,
An expert then, I shall go and buy a keyboard -quite brand new.

So when you can type at a fair speed
you'll be getting the things that you need

I had an old 'Olympia' which seemed to weigh a ton.
It clunked and groaned, and sometimes worked and often was much fun
The children played and learned to type - e'en with no 'm' and 'y ',
But, one day it had to go - to the scrapyard in the sky

So it was back to paper and pen
I'll get another typewriter but who knows when?

I'll get another when my ship comes in, that's what we used to say,
But my ship turned itself around and went the opposite way.

I love to write on paper, and doodling can be funny,
But I'm going to get a keyboard - all I need is money.

I love to write on paper, and doodling can be funny,
But I'm going to get a keyboard - all I need is money.

sorry- repeated.

But until I raise the cash
it's the old keyboard I'll have to bash

One final bash upon those keys,
Lets start another poem please

Its a diitty for the kitty,
I need a bit more cash,
My kitty or the city,
it leads me there to dash.

What's a 'ditty for the kitty? and why d'you need to dash?.
It's a long the way to the city, perchance to get some cash

Well, it's off to the city I must go.
What time's the bus; do you know?

Doesn't matter what time the bus is due to come
They're all on strike, so we walk - or stay at home.

What! they're on strike again?
Oh they are such lazy men

Now there's an idea; working from home
I could take tea with the garden gnome!