Be careful if you've bought cosmetics in Nuneaton recently: http://news.warwickshire.gov.uk/blog/2015/02/03/dangerous-and-fake-cosmetics-containing-arsenic-mercury-and-lead-on-sale-at-shop-in-nuneaton/

Good grief, how awful!
I have never been a one to wear makeup. It never made any difference anyway.

The ex-wife used to spend a fortune on the stuff.

Thankfully, the current good lady doesn't bother at all. In fact, she reckons that as you get older make-up actually makes you look older.