I thought it might be nice to know what sort of work we do. I don't mean being specific such as naming companies but an amusing job description for example.. I work on the trains so I could say.....

I'm one of the staff you come to see when you can't find the loo on the train even though you have walked past it a few times and clearly are now keen to go.

I'm a Technical Operator (operate cameras and sound desks) for Gems TV, which is a jewellry channel on Sky, NTL, and Telewest. I do the occasional bit of Vision Mixing (cutting or mixing between cameras) and Directing (telling people what to do, or what they should be doing) too, which I wish I did more of because it's the only part of the job that demands using my brain.

I'd like to become a carpentor or a blacksmith now.

... or a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker?.............

or a Dalek ;-)

I run one of those shops that clearly doesn't sell what you want, but do feel free to pop in and miss quote the two ronnies sketch at me if you are passing...