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Margaret
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 Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 5:46 pm
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
 I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
:D
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rebbonk
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 5:36 pm
Margaret wrote: They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O Very clever  [quote="Margaret"]They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O[/quote]
Very clever :)
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Margaret
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 5:21 pm
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O
:o :p :rolleyes:
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Margaret
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 5:10 pm
A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mum home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town" said the boy.
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" asked the farmer.
"No, he went with Mum and Dad" the boy answered.
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message" said the boy.
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad.
It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment...
"You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges £500 for the bull and £50 for the boar, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mum home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town" said the boy.
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" asked the farmer.
"No, he went with Mum and Dad" the boy answered.
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message" said the boy.
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad.
It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment...
"You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges £500 for the bull and £50 for the boar, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
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rebbonk
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:49 pm
[img]http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f157/rebbonk5/aarse_zpsskyigdrp.jpg[/img]
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Margaret
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 4:50 pm
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Lex
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:35 pm
An economist, a physicist, and a mathematician were on a train heading north, and had just crossed the border into Scotland.
The economist looked out of the window and said "Look! Scottish sheep are black!"
The physicist said, "No, no. Some Scottish sheep are black."
The mathematician looked irritated. "There is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, of which at least one side is black."
An economist, a physicist, and a mathematician were on a train heading north, and had just crossed the border into Scotland.
The economist looked out of the window and said "Look! Scottish sheep are black!"
The physicist said, "No, no. Some Scottish sheep are black."
The mathematician looked irritated. "There is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, of which at least one side is black."
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Margaret
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:02 am
Pug or a loaf of bread? 
 Pug or a loaf of bread? :eek:
[img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1.0-9/1972318_10152346034492792_1460235853_n.jpg[/img]
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Margaret
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:53 pm
[img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/65391_491911177592858_1049423063_n.jpg[/img]
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rebbonk
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Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:05 pm
[img]http://imageshack.com/a/img835/2149/rfe4.jpg[/img]
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Margaret
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Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:23 pm
[img]https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1800479_10152643306749128_1364665971_n.jpg[/img]
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Margaret
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Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:45 pm
rebbonk wrote: While at dinner party, a man breaks wind.
Another man says “How dare you fart in front of my wife”.
First man says “Sorry, I didn’t realise it was her turn”. That's wicked!  [quote="rebbonk"]While at dinner party, a man breaks wind.
Another man says “How dare you fart in front of my wife”.
First man says “Sorry, I didn’t realise it was her turn”.[/quote]
That's wicked! [img]http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc152/smoface/hysterical.gif[/img]
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rebbonk
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Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:31 pm
While at dinner party, a man breaks wind.
Another man says “How dare you fart in front of my wife”.
First man says “Sorry, I didn’t realise it was her turn”.
While at dinner party, a man breaks wind.
Another man says “How dare you fart in front of my wife”.
First man says “Sorry, I didn’t realise it was her turn”.
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Margaret
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Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:25 pm
Ohh, err.......sorry. 
 Ohh, err.......sorry. :p
[img]https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/p320x320/1474485_636976846360049_452943352_n.jpg[/img]
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rebbonk
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Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:49 pm
Anyone who says marriage is an equal partnership is talking utter rubbish.
I gave up my mates, my motorbike, drinking, drugs, gambling...
All she gave up was sex.
Anyone who says marriage is an equal partnership is talking utter rubbish.
I gave up my mates, my motorbike, drinking, drugs, gambling...
All she gave up was sex.
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Lex
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Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:46 pm
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 789.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 789.
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